April 2011
My ebay jacket has just come, and I’m not trying to be funny when I say that the previous owner has smoked at least three spliffs in it, it smells like the back of the bus
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“By all means get married. It’s just that the next thing to happen will be Kate up the duff and the whole charade will continue with yet more people inexplicably born into wealth and privilege. And all because they can trace some lineage to a con artist who convinced some dim peasants that he’d been divinely appointed to rule them.
While they exist, it makes a mockery of...
Anonymous asked: i always see you in bumper :s
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youswiminmywater asked: oh yeah, i've gotten those too, all the time, it's definitely not the same
those are like, automatic bot messages, not even real people
at least ladies get to have the compliment of knowing a real person is interested in them! even if it is just for pedophilic spanking
those are like, automatic bot messages, not even real people
at least ladies get to have the compliment of knowing a real person is interested in them! even if it is just for pedophilic spanking
youswiminmywater asked: i wish there were more female sexual predators
even nigerian spankers
even nigerian spankers
youswiminmywater asked: i only had one sexual predator follow me on tumblr, but i think he unfollowed me ;_;
I get paid tonight at twelve, so excited fgsdkhncewhjfs
Anonymous asked: still crushing on you.
